Whatcha textin bout Willis?
only you would photoshop your dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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