No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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My pussy is not your playground.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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