): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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