dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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