in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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