just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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