But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you still have your period?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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