He is such a slut. More and more my type.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My ass is underappreciated
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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