Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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