4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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