No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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