I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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