He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
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