i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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