Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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