Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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