well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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