My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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