he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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