did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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