I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
should my penis look like a turkey
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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