He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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