This girl is more easily done than said...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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