yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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