Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Sober January is a disaster.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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