You just made me feel so damn special
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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