I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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