Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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