wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
ttyl tear gas
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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