Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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