I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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