Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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