he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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