This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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