You made me cry and you don't even care
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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