what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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