you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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