I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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