You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I look better un-naked...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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