Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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