I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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