I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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