Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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