How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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