Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm always down for nudity.
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