Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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