its not stalking. its research.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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