I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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