idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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