I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She needs sedatives and a leash
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
COCAINE IS GR8
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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