Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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