it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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