we're blogging at a bar
I heard we made out
your room smells of hookers.
And success
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
