Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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