Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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