You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
where am i from again
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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