Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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