Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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