So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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